Personal Training

Ask a silly question...
Fortunately there's no bears where I'm living now, but I probably would have been dead serious if she asked me 2 months ago when I was still living in the mountains.

Signed up for personal training at LA Fitness 2 weeks ago. So far I'm liking it. I can just feel myself getting "chewier" by the day.

False Advertising

Drew this while out camping a few weeks ago and its in my hardbound sketchbook and those are a PITA to scan, so apologies for the horrible scan.

We always hit up McDonalds on our way out of town as a roadtrip tradition, because we're never out of the house in time for their breakfast and those are usually pretty good as far as fast food breakfasts go.

Skorzy unfortunately fell into the trap of food photography. I knew it wasn't going to come out looking that good, but I didn't expect his Deluxe Breakfast to come out looking like it'd been chewed already.

I, however, was very smart and stuck with the very basic egg mcmuffin (substitute bacon though, cuz bacon is awesome).

Poop Snake

Skorzy's boa, Emmy, has possibly the worst timing ever. You can usually "time" when a snake will poop based on when they ate, but she sometimes likes to surprise us at the most inopportune moments. 

Scented Soaps

Allergies can strike at any time. Also, dogs are gross. 

Picky Eater

II don't consider myself a picky eater but Skorzy will beg to differ. I justify it as "I don't eat much so what I will eat I want it how I want it." It's all about "ratios", "fillers" and "application" with me. I don't like too much lettuce on a BLT because without enough bacon and tomato to balance it out it just tastes like yard trimmings. I don't like too many filler veggies when I really just want to taste the meat, and while I like some things in certain applications I don't like them in others, such as raw onions vs. grilled onions, or bruschetta vs. the tomato chunks on a veggie lover's pizza. 

Okay so I guess I'm kind of picky. 

***Artist's Note*** I'm sorry about the awkward format of this comic. Most of these comics are sketch diary pages and I often times just wanna get the idea out, sort of stream of consciousness I guess. 

Mornings

This is pretty much how it is every morning, but heaven forbid I interrupt /his/ morning routine or even talk to him before his first coffee!

Letter To Satan

Christmas comic, uploading for year round enjoyment!

Andrewsarchus

I occasionally take small commissions for doodles and drawings that can really be a mixed bag of awesome, weird, and "not quite sure". Skorzy just isn't surprised anymore.

If you don't get it, have some links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrewsarchus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Serkis

Library

This is actually true. I live in a small town and our library is very small so if I go, I'm one of three people who are in there and am always in plain view of the librarian. I tend to like to browse the young adult section to read things like Harry Potter or relive some favorites from my childhood, nothing wrong with that, but I can't help but feel a little judged by my librarian because all she really has to do all day aside from sorting stuff is stare at the patrons. I get really nervous when people watch me like that. It got so bad that I actually went to a library in another county where my boyfriend was a member, but since he's the cardholder at that branch he would have to check them out for me. I picked up a bunch of Judy Blume and well, this came to mind :)

Doctorate

My boyfriend has a PhD in "fatness".

Snuggie

Welcome to Muttropolis: The Comic!

I wore my snuggie while drawing this and, stupid looking or not, I was WARM dammit.